Made a flow chart because I am going through a minimalist phase. Simple neativism FTW.

Two outcomes can happen at this point in time.
-The world continues their love affair with Chinese product, accepts this ongoing cycle and takes the risk of hilarious inflation.
-The world ends their love affair with Chinese product, forces China to float their currency rate, and OH WAIT WHO WILL MAKE OUR TOYS?!

At the very bottom of it all though–it’s China’s fault for all of this.

(For the disbelievers: a direct correlation occurs between Chinese trade surplus volume and US subprime mortgage lending volume. Especially around 2005.)

In other news, I will use Arial when Helvetica freezes over.