Because I highly doubt the hospital cares about the traditional bloated birth plan full of "I feel" and a ton of female empowerment words. I want it read, that is why I’m wasting my time on it. Why not apply some basic UX: short, sweet, to the point with a touch of humor and a bunch of pics.

Let me know if there are typos which I’m sure there are, fighting contractions while designing = catastrophe.

P.S.@shellgreenier (via twitter) <–do eet!